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Meatloaf,
the St. Bernard

Get a one-of-a-kind MFL suit — without the wait!

Adopt now

What is included with this Adopt?

• Head with adjustable expressions: Adjustable Eyebrows, Removable Eyelids, and Three Tongues (Short, Medium, and Long), a Moving Jaw, and Adjustable Jowls

• 4-Finger Handpaws

• 4-Toe Outdoor Deluxe Feetpaws

• Tail w/belt Attachment

• Digitigrade Bodysuit

• MFL Welcome Kit

Sizing

• Head size 21-25” (fits 23” most comfortably)

• Height: 5’5” – 6’5” (optimal 6’0”)

• Waist: up to 42"

• Shoe: Can be fitted with any size

Questions about resizing or other adjustments?
Let us know in the Additional Info section when filling out your offer! We can offer additional parts and accessories as well.

Express yourself!

  • Exchangeable Tongues

    Dinner time?

    Comes with one short, one medium, and one long tongue.

  • Adjustable Jowls

    Grrrrrrr

    Floppy and foldable, firm enough to keep shape. Show us that grin!

  • Puppy Eyelids

    Dawwww…

    Adjust these eyelids to get that cute puppy look.

  • Articulating Jaw

    Open wide!

    Sensitive enough to move while talking, performing, or emoting. Durable enough to be manually opened to cool off.

  • Detailed Jawset

    CHOMP!

    Finely painted and sealed teeth and gums that deliver a striking, lifelike look.

  • Sultry Eyelids

    Hubba hubba

    Adjust these eyelids to give off a fierce look or that captivating bedroom stare.

Show off that bod!

  • Digitigrade Bodysuit with Body Padding

    The perfect dad bod.

    Fully padded arms, shoulders, pecs, and dad gut sewn into the body. Thigh and heel padding is removable. Hands and feet are conveniently attached via zipper.

  • Feral Style Handpaws

    Rawr!

    Come with wrist escapes, finger escapes, and attach to the body via zippers!

  • Articulated Tail

    Swish~

    Built with a foam core and back support for excellent lifelike movement. Removable from the bodysuit.

  • Deluxe Outdoor Feetpaws

    Steppies plz~!

    Durable enough to be worn outdoors and super easy to clean up afterwards — attached to the body via zippers!

Adult content for Meatloaf. By clicking you confirm you are 18 or older.

Ready to take Meatloaf Home?

We’re thrilled you’re interested in welcoming Meatloaf into your world! Our adopts are one-of-a-kind creations—fully finished, full-body costumes ready for their forever home. To help us find the perfect match, share why Meatloaf captures your heart—whether it’s the vibrant design, distinctive personality, or something uniquely you. We’d love to hear what adventures you have planned for Meatloaf too!

Submit your interest via the form below, including why you’d love to adopt Meatloaf and any special requests like sizing adjustments, modifications, custom or after-dark accessories, or additional parts such as extra handpaws or feet. As this is a best-offer adoption, please include your proposed offer in the “Why Meatloaf?” section—we value thoughtful proposals starting from the $10,000 USD range that honors the craftsmanship and magic in our larger-than-life suits.

We’ll review and respond within two business days. Offers will be considered until Meatloaf finds their forever home. Thank you for visiting MFL!

MFL staff had an absolute blast running around in Meatloaf at Further Confusion 2025 & 2026! They were the center of attention and got plenty of great photos during their adventures there.

This suit has very light use from all the fun during their promotional appearance at these conventions and may have some slight wear. Feel free to ask for photos and we will happily provide detailed photos of any wear. Meatloaf is being sold as a new MFL suit and will carry our full warranty and care!

By clicking the READY TO ADOPT button, you acknowledge the condition of the suit as described above.

Frequently Asked Questions about our Adopts

  • If you are interested in additional parts such as extra pairs of handpaws, feetpaws, accessories, AfterDark options, or anything else not included with this adopt, let us know and we may be able to fulfill the request. You can also request design modifications, markings, body or head upgrades, zippers, and so on. Full details including projected timeline and cost for any additions will be discussed and finalized with the successful buyer before the offer is accepted and payment is made.

  • More Fur Less aims to respond to all offers within two business days. We’ll reach out to those with the strongest proposals to discuss full terms and next steps. If no modifications are needed, your suit will be ready to ship as soon as full payment is received.

  • Free insured shipping is included for the successful buyer (carrier of MFL’s choice). International interested parties, please do not submit an offer without acknowledging responsibility for any shipping and customs costs beyond the free domestic shipping.

  • MFL Adoptions are finished suits, ready to ship after an offer is accepted. Payment is expected within 72 hours of acceptance. We offer payment plans only for custom suits and Artistic Liberty commissions—if you’re looking for something available on a payment plan, check those out here: CUSTOM WORK

  • Very possibly! Please include your resizing request as part of your submission, or email us before submitting an offer at AdoptaMFLcritter@gmail.com. Include your height, waist size, and head circumference and we’ll let you know if it’s possible. Some modifications may add a nominal cost.

  • All adoption suits are listed as-is—but when you send your offer, let us know if there are any modifications or upgrades you hope for. Depending on our production schedule and other factors, we will do our best to work with the successful buyer to accommodate requests. Some modifications may add a nominal cost. Full details will be discussed and finalized before the offer is accepted and payment is made.

  • Of course! We name our adoption suits based on the personality we see while designing them, but the buyer gets to make the character their own. Keep the name, change the name, write an intricate origin story that explains the notch in the ear—it’s all you!

  • If you’re not certain about whether you’ll follow through with a purchase, please do not place an offer. Let us help you with any questions! Feel free to email us at AdoptaMFLcritter@gmail.com before you make an offer.